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June 15th, 2005
April 19th, 2005
03:03 pm - yeah..hmm..alright
well well well...Mrs. Erin... I give you a hand for letting me type a journal entry for me...it was fantastic! and yeah your great... but wow.. lets not take it too far.. thanks for the t-shirt babe... I love it!!!
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April 3rd, 2005
01:32 pm - I LOVE ERIN!!!!!
I just wanted to let everyone know that Erin Brady is my EVERYTHING. She is the magee in my crabs, my dixie charm and mammies arms. I also do not wear underwear regularly, and my dream in life is to have eternal crabs. I WANT to look like lia and have long blond hair thats why my Erin dyed it for me, shes so bueatiful and talented, okay have to run, AM
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February 27th, 2005
07:53 pm - well..whatever
Oh wow... I have so much to catch up on with everybody... gosh my life has been a rollercoaster ride from hell with everyone else but me throwing the switches...anyways as you all could tell I gave up on my anger management saga...I just became so bored with it, that it wasn't worth writing about anymore...anyways I am at practice right now for "Love From A Stranger" The play Im in right now here at RVC ( I am required to bleach my hair and eyebrows for the part...we will see how i look.. lol) anyways just wanted to say hello to everyone... Miss everybody and Hope I see most of you soon... ( you know who you are )
AL
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December 23rd, 2004
09:31 am - Anger Management: Week One
The boy sat there, eagerly awaiting what was in store for him. The room was at least one-hundred degrees. He sat there sweltering, but did'nt take off his coat in fear that someone would shoot him because he was wearing argyle. The room quickly became full. He panicked as he quickly realized none of his fellow group members looked too friendly. "Well hey," he thought, "After all, this is anger management."
It was almost five o'clock and his heart was racing. "Man this sucks, I hate coming to this dump every week," a man said. " Yeah this dude is only out to sucker us for our money, " a voice replied. Ben just sat there wondering if anyone else was taking these classes for an idiodic reason, like the reason he had to be there. " These kids don't look harmless, but in reality, they really don't look to harmful either," Ben though to himself. There were roughly ten people in the group. For some reason everone was worried that so many new people were joining the group. As everyone took there seats, the instructor walked in.
He was about 6'2, he had thick slowly greying hair, and a beard like only Jesus could have grown. He reminded Ben of a back woodsman with Dixie Carter glasses and a smile that would make a baby cry. "Ok, everyone pay up," the intructor said. Everyone took out their fifteen dollars and sheepishly grinned at eachother. A few told him they were short on cash and would have to pay him next week. He looked upset at the news, the kind of look you give someone when they took the only chicken leg in the bucket. "Well since we have two new people joining us today, wer'e gonna go around the table and do a roll call." "Two new people," one of the group members named Brian replied. " You must be stupid, we got like six new people today, shoot I bet you don't even remember our names?" "Well sure I do Kevin," The instructor replied. "Brian, it Brian man." "Well anyways, enough about that, lets start roll."
The group then went around the table describing the actions that had landed them in anger managment. "Hi, my name is Leroy, I beat up a dude because he owed me fourty bucks." The instructor looked around the table to see everyones reactions then spoke." Have you had any encounters with The police this week?" the instructor asked. "No," Leroy replied. "And how are you feeling today?" "Cold," Leroy answered back. "Leroy, cold is not an emotion, give me an emotion." Leroy thoght for a minute, then finally replied "Happy, I feel happy." Ben started to imagine the suprise everyone would feel when he admitted to them why he was there. The roll call went on, and each persons story seemed worse than the next. I slapped my girlfriends mother, I got into a physical fight with my sister, I stole a couple cars, and the list went on. And everytime someone would admit there faults the instructor would ask everyone,"How are you feeling?" And everyone in the group thus far had replied, " Um, I feel...happy."
Roll call was almost finished. All that were left to speak were Ben and a boy named Eric. Eric proceeded to tell his story. " Yeah well um, my name is Eric and I don't exactly remember what I did but I guess I supposedly tried to run some people over in my car at a party." Everyone got the hint of a smirk on there face because of the boys sarcasm. "Were you drunk?" the instructor asked. "No, I was running people over because I was sober." Everyone looked around the table a bit confused. "Someone stole all my beer, so I wanted to punish everyone because I did'nt know exactly who took it." Not a word was said about it. In fact not a word was said until it was Ben's turn to take the stand.
"My name is Ben, and I think the reason I am here is kind of silly." He clenched his fists and spoke. " Im Here because, well because.....I poured a glass of milk on my mother's head." There was silence for about a minute, then finally the intructor spoke. " And when is enough enough Ben, when is enough?" Ben could'nt believe his ears. The instuctor had'nt singled out anyone. Not one person. Not the guy who sold stolen cars, not the guy who wasn't allowed to have contact with half of Rockford, and not even the crazy guy who did nothing but sit in the corner and talk to himslef the whole time. He had singled out the guy who was simply trying to give his mother a refreshing milk bath. "Do you think what you did was wrong," the instructor asked. "Well of course I think it was wrong, I just don't think I should have been arrested for it," He replied. "Well what is the limit Ben? Maybe you should have poured the whole gallon on her. Would that have been worth getting arrested?" Ben was getting disgusted with every word he spoke. " How could he be degrading me," he thought. Finally someone else spoke out. " Maybe he should have just dumped some water on her. " Everyone snickered and the whole thing turned into a joke and focus was taken away from the situation. Ben slumped down in his chair. At that point he took off his coat, not caring what anyone had though of his sweater.
It was roughly half past five and Ben was getting anxious to leave. The group was in some heated discussion about taking time outs. Ben was irritated. All of this information he had learned when he was at least five. For the first time he pictured himelf as a member of an adult day care. About five minutes into the discussion, the instuctor said he was letting everyone leave early. "Wow," Ben thought. "This guy really is only after everyones money. All I learned today was how many shady people there are in Rockford."
On the way out the door the instructor accused Eric of not paying. " Dude I just payed you like twenty minutes ago, " Eric replied. Everyone backed him up on that because Eric had paid. " Your just trying to get an extra fifteen off me you sh*thead." The instructor as well as everyone else look stunned. "Excuse me," he replied. "Um, did I stutter?" said Eric. He proceeded to walk out the door as the instructor told him to watch it.
Ben threw on his coat, once again hiding his blue argyle sweater. He walked down the street thinking about his current situation. "Well theres nothing left to do but grin and bear it," he thought out loud. "Its going to be a very interesting couple of months." Ben smiled, looked around at all the christmas decorations on the street, then disappeared into the crowd.
To Be Continued........
*All names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent.
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December 22nd, 2004
10:26 am - I'm 100% woman...hmm..interesting
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October 27th, 2004
10:20 am - ahhh..delightful...........
Well these past couple of days it has been so muggy and dreary outside... I was really begining to enjoy those sunny days we were having at the begining of the week. oh well....
Nothing exciting has been going on in my life at all....just beer,conversation and acrylics....
Over the weekend I went down to Lasalle with Carm...got into a fight with David and that was pretty much it...
Monday night I didn't end up going out with Erin..instead David, me, and his friend Elizabeth went to Nippons for cocktails then met Erin at the theatre and chit chatted for a while....Last night was just soo interesting....not...I sat at davids house all night while he practiced doing acrylic nails on his mom..there was about an hour and a half shouting match over the cell phone bill ( David his sister and his cousin all are on one bill) anyways it was like 900 bucks and they just yelled about it all night...how much fun....three hours later...when David was done with the acrylics... we ate and went to bed...fun..fun..fun......
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October 22nd, 2004
11:29 am - and for his final performace....Ben Jackson says...goodnight...
Well I finally went to the doctor about my chest and stomach problems...turns out the places Im having pain is in my pancreas and liver...humph ..liver, go figure...The first thing the doctor told me was no more alcohol or cigarettes...she probably had to say it three or four times till I understood her ( She had a pretty thick accent ) ...or maybe it was just the fact I didn't want to believe her....
Interesting tid bit about last weekend I forgot to write about...
I got to shoot a gun for the first time ever! Hehe...some of Davids family were on the side of the house shooting BB guns and guns at a target by the cornfield...It was very interesting but fun..maybe I shall become a cop....LOL yeah right..although The uniform is kinda cute...
So anyways my week hasn't been too interesting...I started to teach myself how to play the piano yesterday and i think im doing alright for someone who's retartded.....
Me and David got into it last night a little for the first time...but things got somewhat resolved and I think Im alright today....
Im excited for Monday because Erin is coming into town and she said we should go out to Nippons for a bit..so Im looking forward to that.
I chit chatted with the fabulous Amanda this morning...and that went well.. don't talk to her much anymore, but it seems shes doing really good with her life and her talent...so Im very happy for her!
anyways I have nothing else to say...
Thats all folks.....
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October 18th, 2004
10:32 am - what a world...what a world!
Got my car back......David lent me the fifty bucks..payed to get my car back....(Gotta love him) and then his uncle Jerry screwed around with my car for a little bit and now its "Ok" to drive...the wheel on the left side leans in a bit, but he said it was fine. Also, before I had the wreck ,My left blinker or brake lights didn't work...now they do! Hooray... Don't you just love how I get things done...I guess all I need to do now is eventually get a new strut....
Unfortunatley the whole left side is still mashed in...smashy... smashy....
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October 13th, 2004
08:21 am - I Had A Dream....
I had this dream like 3 or four days ago and suddenly just remembered it this morning...so i decided to share....
Ive been having so many weird dreams latley, and I think this one about tops it.
My Dream:
A group of Killer bee's were after George Bush and were trying to Kill him.....Nobody knew what to do, so most of the dream just consisted of George Bush running around the country as these bee's chased him. Finally they came up with a plan to make a giant swing, hang it from a helicopter, and let George Bush ride on it as someone flew the helicopter around the world. So the rest of my dream George Bush was riding on a swing hanging from a helicopter and the bee's were following close behind...but they never touched him.
I usually don't have dreams about political figures so that was a first.. a weird first.
Anyways back to real life... Last night I watched a couple movies with David...
Jersey Girl: A lame excuse for a movie...
The Day After Tomorrow: Hmm I liked it but fell asleep for a while. So when i woke up I was thoroghly confused....
I Didn't audition for Victor/Victoria because David wouldn't drive me back to Rockford...I probably wouldn't have been able to find rides to practice anyways. I really did wanna do it though.. :(
I must go now...ta ta
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October 12th, 2004
12:56 pm - Come and see my bruise....
Well yesterday wasnt too interesting. I got up around 10ish and David took me to work. At work I didn't do much of anything fun except for getting caught up by Chris. I was just trying on a dress....(no harm in that) I was trying it on in the lobby at Rock valley...I heard the door slam and was like...oh crap....so i hurried up and slipped it over my head and proceeded to hide in a rack of clothes that was up against the couch in the lobby....i accidentally tripped over the z bar...fell on the couch..landed in a box...crushed the box...then smacked my head up against the wall... Chris looked at me and laughed, i laughed quite a bit back..and then the Z bar came fallin down and hit me in the forehead and all the clothes came tubmling all over me...I layed there for a minute completley embaressed as everyone around the room gathered took a look at me lying there..it was quite the site...
That night I went over to Davids house again...we watched Drop Dread Gorgeous and then suprisingly went to bed around midnight...pretty early for me....
This morning David took me to class....today is David's first big day back at school...I guess he hasn't been to school since high school (hes twenty-three now) He's attending Educators of Beauty...hmm....Now I have two people who could cut my hair for free....the fabulous Mrs Erin and David....I dunno who I would trust more with a pair of scissors...at this point..probably Erin...I have to get to know David a little more...lol...Oh wait I just recently found out this very minute Nicole's mom is a beautician..so i stand corrected...Nicole's Mom would probably cut my hair for free as well... so now i have three people... wow I think im set for life...thank the lord above Nicole just came wondering into the costume shop because now I don't have to wait until 3 for David to pick me up...thanks Cole!!!!! anyways Class was lots of fun today and now im gonna go home soon... My side hurts :(
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October 11th, 2004
11:46 am - Obli Di Obla Da...Life goes on
So anyways what an interesting week It has been... let me start were I left offf...Wednesday...
I worked most of the afternoon....got off work and waited for David to get done shopping with his mom...Unfortunatley I decided to drive out to Stillman that night to see him... I was at the intersection of Stillman Valley Rd. and Illinois route 72. I came to a complete stop, crossed the intersection, and then it hit me...the nastiest looking Chevy Blazer I had ever seen in my life...I did a complete 360 and let me just tell you...luckily for all of you that love me, I still have my life...basically a big portion of my drivers side was smashed in...whose fault was it you might ask... well the cops took there pretty time getting to the scene, and by the time they got there they ruled it no fault . So netiher of us got ticketed and unfortunatley the other kids insurance is not gonna pay for my car....it could have been equally both our faults though. Neways my car is sitting at some guys tow truck shop and now i don't have a car...so come on...whoever you are thats making my life miserable...HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT! Im ready to take whatever you got coming next!
All this crap in my life is just making me a stronger person, and at least i can give thanks for that......
Thursday was a much, much better day....
Thursday I ussually have classes...but considering my condition ( not the gay condition I have...the no car one..) I wasn't able to get to class..... I sat at home all day watching TV....i usually never do that..Charlie's ex roomate Christina came into town and spent the night...we stayed up till like 11 watching TV and talking... Then a little while later David picked me up after work and we went to Shooters with his friend Danielle....following Shooters I went back to Davids house. That night, I don't remember how it happened, or would I be able to tell you who asked who, but neways we started going out...so now, I officially have a Boyfriend! Hooray for me..hehe....
Friday...the night of the Turkey Testicle Festival..
So Friday night I went with David and his family to a thing called The Turkey tesicle Festival. First of all let me just say.. I LOVE DAVIDS FAMILY! They are all so nice and terrific... real down to earth people. Anyways, i can't say anything about this festival without being completley ignorant, so all I will say is...There were alot of cowboy hats. Anyways they had a kareoke contest.. I totally didn't wanna enter because I knew everyone would be singing country except me..well anyways after a few beers I ended up saying..what the heck i'll enter! There were roughly thirty people in the contest and i was number twenty eight to go... you could imagine...(If you know me) the way i had felt by the time my turn had come. I was crazy.. I sang Billy Joel's Its Still Rock 'n' Roll to me. During the musical interlude I took off my jacket, swung it around my head, and then threw it into the audience. Immediatley follwing four or five girls came up on stage and started dancing with me. Then they stopped my music, and threw the girls off stage. I was a little upset because i thought i wouldn't get to finish my song...but then the audience started cheering , " Ben, Ben, Ben!" ( Seeing how that was the name I entered the contest with..hehe..) Then they let me sing the song again...anyways, so out of thirty people I got into the finals which was made up of eight people... I sang The Longest time and didn't win... David's sister got first place and told me it was all politics and I should Have won..so she sweetly gave me her first place ribbon and told me I deserved it more...I probably could have at least got second if I had sang something country.. Im suprised I got into the finals as it is...I was pretty much the only one who didn't sing something country ....You can take the Honky tonk outta the boy...but you can't put it back into me...
Saturday I didn't do much...hung out at the house all day then went over to Davids Later that night... Sunday I did the same exact thing...and now Im here...Monday at last!
It is a sad day though.. Im a little upset because im not gonna be able to do Victor/Victoria..only because now I dont have a ride...
By the way I figured out what my celebrity dreams had in common... I took the two actresses together and got an amazing common bond I hadn't figured out earlier...Tell me if you can figure it out as well....Although you probably would have to have my condition to figure this one out, so go ahead Josh...take your best shot! :)
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October 6th, 2004
10:05 am
So I went out last night and had myself some good ole fashioned fun..hehe. Last night my evening started out going to LT's for comedy night. Let me just say it was completley lame. So anyways the only reason I went out was so I could meet this guy that Nicole's friend Rachel had told me about. Very, very, very cute. So anyways through talking with this guy I find out that "The Anti Christ" ( The artist formerly known as AC "Dale" ) has a new boyfriend. It also turns out that it was a guy who AC was talking about while I was kinda still talking to him... so I got a little bit upset and then realized..."Alex, what the heck...you were with someone while you were still living with him...plus youve seen tons of guys before he even tried to see one" I started feeling like a hypocrit and now im doing fine, i also realized that he probably needed to fill an empty void in his life and probably missed having someone around ( me ) because i know i feel like that sometimes.....Well it turns out that the guy I went out with last night was AC's first boyfriend that he said at one point he would always be in love with...and then later on turned out he was just someone who he would always be "in like" with...but either way i thought it was an interesting twist to my evening. Well we ended up hitting it off really good and ended up going to Shooters for half price drink night...half price drink night and me the lush...what a combo! So anyways we kinda got a little touchy and had a bouncer come up to us and say..."hey why arent you guys at the office?" i thought oh great holy crap...but it just turned out that he had usually seen David there because he was a bouncer at the Office as well....Well by the end of the evening I was feeling the music a little too much and got up and did the casper slide....even though my comrades did not join me, I enjoyed myself....By the time we left I really wanted to kiss david...and obviously he was thinking the same thing and said to his friend "Im gonna sit in the back seat with Alex so we can make out" I was like...hmm ..alright....Hooray. So anyways I ended up going back to his house...well actually farm...and i just spent the night..honestly Audrey that was it...the extent of my fun after the night had ended was cuddling...i wasn't easy mac last night..and thats the way i would have perferred it.
So on a different note i had another frickin weird celebrity dream last night! This time it was the devious Helen Hunt! I was throwing Helent hunt a birthday party ( my dreams seem to have party themes )and everyone was asking Helen how old she was turning...she would always reply "Oh God finally Im 21" then I said "Helen Hunt there is no way in the world that you are only twenty-one" and the thing that pissed me off is that everyone believed she was only twenty-one...I got into a huge fight with Helen Hunt demanding that she tell me her real age...then I was all like" Ok Helen..were you like fourteen when you did twister and like twelve when you did Mad About You...Come on Helen, Paul Reiser could have been arrested if that was the case" So anyways I think we were about to get into a fist fight and then I woke up.So all Ive come up with these past two days is as follows: Sarah Jessica Parker is out to kill me and Erin Brady, and Helen Hunt is a dirty Lier...heed my warning and watch out for these diabolical women!
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October 5th, 2004
12:19 pm - Sarah Jessica Parker......... Friend or Foe?
So anyways let me just say.....its officially quittin time at Joes! So yesterday was a bad day....Stupidly I decided to call Charlie and apologize for our fight the night before...I still was not ok with it but i just did'nt want things to be weird.. Well afterwards I had thought about my sudden mood swing...Um last night I was yellin and slammin doors...and hmm... now all of a sudden Im fine...Great now the dude probably just thinks Im Bipolar....so to make a long and hideously sad story short, Charlie said he did'nt want me staying there anymore...( because he thought we would both be uncomfortable...which is very true) then the jack whole took me out to dinner...and then i finished off my night drinking....three fourths of the night by myself....but then I went to Kryptonite with my friend Annessa. Loads of fun. Every monday night is soul night and its always a blast. I came home about midnight and spoke my mind to Charlie..which unfortunatley i have a habbit of doing sometimes....That didn't work out to well at all!
So anyways in the weird state that I was in last night I finally drifted to sleep..and let me tell you, that was an adventure! I had the weirdest frickin dreams in the world! The only one I remember too much is the dream I had about Sarah jessica Parker. I was at a party with a whole bunch of people... including Sarah Jessica Parker and Erin Brady. All night Sarah Jessica Parker was making Apple Martinis and kept trying to get everyone to drink them. Erin was convinced we should not take any of her martinis and kinda gave me a subtle hint that they might be poisoned. So even though I really wanted to drink her martinis I heeded Erins warning and refused the martini. The minute I woke up I called Erin this morning and told her of the dream. We decided it came as sort of an omen, so if either of us run into Sarah Jessica Parker in any sort of situation that we should both just walk the other way.....So let me ask you the question....
Sarah Jessica Parker...Friend...or Foe???????
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October 4th, 2004
12:36 pm - Rejection loves me, is he your friend too?
Well thanks to the fabulous Roo I now have a live journal..hooray! Thanks Marissa! So much to say and so little time.
Right now Im on my lunch break working at the costume shop. Havn't been doing much today but hauling up loads of clothes from the theatre upstairs to the barn. ( Ouch my aching back ) Well I suppose i can get into my weekend...and wow what a weekend it was. T'was full of suprises, intrigue and tears! I would say it deserves three stars.
Friday afternoon I picked up Charlie from the bus station. ( Hong kong must have been good to him...but I'll get into that later ) Dropped him off at home...kinda a Hi goodbye thing...the way its been for the past month...so anyways....I left to go work the shakspeare....It happened to be Kathie's birthday that night, so afterwards Kathie, Jill, Aaron Ray, Josh, Becca, and myself went to Nippons for a drink. I was nothing but a lush and enjoyed the great entertainment of the evening. There was one character named Jeremy who hopefully was drunk and does'nt act like Oprah on a sedative in real life. He was an interesting site. I eventaully got up and sang (thanks to my Mrs. Robinson of Nippons ) so anyways I sang and then afterwards announced to the resteraunt that it was Kathie's Birthday and we all sang to her... it was great and I know Kathie enjoyed it alot. So all night i felt like a was getting a little slice 'O' extra attention from Aaron Ray. Did'nt bother me but it was a little weird. So after Nippons i went to Shooters. When I got there Aaron was already there...and he said " I just wanted to make sure you got here ok"...which i have to admit was nice...and a little weird...so then we had a drink and called it a night.
On to Saturday! Saturday was interesing... I got all gussied up then i went to Auburn's homecoming with Kristen Parlee..hehe... it was very very very weird to be at a high school dance. Before the dance we went out to Cliffreakers and I had an orgasmic Filet Mignon..and yes Kevin Souppa..i would have to say it is better than Nippons. The dance was lame so me and kristen left and i went home...I decided to call Dan and see what he was up to...he told me he was going to the cast party and i was like oh crap i forgot..so i headed over there as well... the night was eventful....full of playing Donkey Conga ( which is a game that consists of playing bongos...wow lets talk about the time of my life!) and just full of meaningful and endearing conversations with Miss Erin. I went home about 2:30.... Charlie was out drinking that night and finally stumbled home about 3:30........the next day it began.
I woke up Sunday about 3...oops i know im lazy....i woke up and immediatley went to Lt's and met Nicole to watch the Dolphins game..( basically for me it was to go and get a drink because i have no idea about football...i mean considering my condition..you know!) Afterwards i met charlie at his friends house had a few drinks then met up with Nicole for Taco bell..then i went back to Charlie's friends and he was weird to me all night..hmm something was up....The whole time he was in Hong Kong I missed him alot..and unfortunatley or thankfully he was thinking the exact opposite. So basically sunday night after we got home i got the breakup speach. LOL! and the thing is me and charlie hadn't even started dating yet.. so i basically got a load full of rejection without even having the wonderful and crappy benefits of a relationship! Me and Charlie in the two months living together had completley skipped the dating process, became an old married couple, and then just yesterday got a divorce. Wow what a day. I think I blew up a little at him but I think it was only because I was forced to feel that rejection.. Ive had way to much rejection in the past two months than i can hold on my plate..and last night Charlie served me up a ten course meal....now i can honestly say... I AM FULL!
So anyways that was my weekend people....welcome to the dollhouse....
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